SEND YOU & YOUR BOARD TO SHREDD HEAVEN


In light of the recent upsurge of devout followers of the Mandible Claw way, the "Church of Claw" has established itself and is ready for all followers to begin sending donations in order to jump-start the Church's projects, missions, and expansion. Donations can be made through Pay-Pal, purchases of MC products, through the HOT TOWN blog, or by setting up a cash transaction appointment (NYC and Stuart, Florida only please).
In addition, according to Father Ireland: "Whoever gets the first Mandible Tattoo gets any item we ever produce (videos, shirts, etc) for free. It wouldn't be too bad, it's just a lobster claw."

Amen, Father... Amen.