like that movie "the santa clause"

i'm nowhere, and won't be skating for a little while.  so right now would be a grand time for some of the other authors on this blog to make some posts.  call it "guest month."  cornell, vince, fogt, and jake--have at it.  don't fuck it up.

go to and get busy, minions.

EDIT: i'll fix your inevitable grammar mistakes, jake.