"So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy *****, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?" And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius."

anyway, the world cup finals are a day away--but we're americans, so it doesn't really matter. the european element team just put out a new video online, and although i was skeptical going into it, i was pleasantly surprised. if anything, just watch the first part--skates fast, spots you've never seen, and some awesome skating.