best tattoo EVER

bowser, wearing sunglasses, riding a wave, playing a double-necked guitar, in front of a pot leaf, in front of a cross. YES.

sheer genius.

these guys are geniuses. their business? a group of all-atheist pet watchers for christian pet owners, so when the rapture happens and all the christians are taken away, these people can come take care of your pet. amazing. the site says they have clients in over 20 states already. seriously, who has the balls to do this? convince someone to pay you for something, while you tell them that you don't believe the circumstance could ever happen?

check out the FAQs. here's a great one:

"If subscriber loses his/her faith and/or the Rapture occurs and subscriber is not Raptured (aka is "left behind") EE-BP disclaims any liability; no refund will be tendered."

blowin it

one of the comments for this video says something like: "if i ever see him in person i'm going to poop on him." i couldn't agree more.


Dear Colin,

On behalf of all those who enjoy Mandible Claw and its blog, I hereby request that you at least make 2 posts daily (1 skateboard related, 1 random). If you don't, me, and others like me, will run out of things to do on the internet. 

Thank you,
Vince Canger