why i don't have facebook

"daddy, why did the dinosaurs die out?"
"because you touch yourself at night."

...but back on subject, all you people who wonder why i don't have facebook, this is why.

http://209.85.129.132/search?q=cache:http%3A//amandafrench.net/2009/02/16/facebook-terms-of-service-compared/

mandible claw does not approve

this is what public parks everywhere are doing. how lame can you get?