epic

you know who aeschylus is--the Greek playwright, you know, he wrote prometheus bound. but do you know how he died?

he was killed when an eagle dropped a live tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone.

the tortoise survived.

and chrysippus, the philosopher, died of laughter after watching his drunk donkey attempt to eat figs.

it's about time i start planning the awesome way i'm gonna go. any ideas?

microsoft songsmith

there's a new program by the microsoft turds called songsmith. it's their answer to garage band. but more to the point, if you plug in a vocal track of your own, it makes up a beat and melody to back it.

here's the good part, though-- if you put in the vocals for real songs, they will make up the craziest shit to go behind it. and sometimes, the results are amazing. like this:


or this:

someone buy me a pc!