you know who aeschylus is--the Greek playwright, you know, he wrote prometheus bound. but do you know how he died?
he was killed when an eagle dropped a live tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone.
the tortoise survived.
and chrysippus, the philosopher, died of laughter after watching his drunk donkey attempt to eat figs.
it's about time i start planning the awesome way i'm gonna go. any ideas?