karate kid

so they're making a karate kid remake. this is who is gonna be the kid:

and guess who's playing mr. miyagi. seriously, take a guess.














well, you're right.


say it isn't so!

i would rather them make a remake using the entire original cast. imagine: pat morita, 197 years old, taking off his breathing machine long enough to say, wax on, wax off. and ralph macchio, a middle-aged father, kicking the shit out of a couple of teenage bullies.

crane stance!

someone, please, buy me photoshop.