don't call

don't try to call me. my phone has officially retired. today i had to climb out of a boat and push it across a sand bar. my phone was in my pocket. the end.

copy cat!

do you remember the video in which i broke my pelvis? i'll help: black and white footage, edited to 'all i really want to do' by bob dylan.

well, now this imposter video is on the transworld homepage:

what a phony.