you know who aeschylus is--the Greek playwright, you know, he wrote prometheus bound. but do you know how he died?
he was killed when an eagle dropped a live tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone.
the tortoise survived.
and chrysippus, the philosopher, died of laughter after watching his drunk donkey attempt to eat figs.
it's about time i start planning the awesome way i'm gonna go. any ideas?
Thursday, January 29, 2009
microsoft songsmith
there's a new program by the microsoft turds called songsmith. it's their answer to garage band. but more to the point, if you plug in a vocal track of your own, it makes up a beat and melody to back it.
here's the good part, though-- if you put in the vocals for real songs, they will make up the craziest shit to go behind it. and sometimes, the results are amazing. like this:
or this:
someone buy me a pc!
here's the good part, though-- if you put in the vocals for real songs, they will make up the craziest shit to go behind it. and sometimes, the results are amazing. like this:
or this:
someone buy me a pc!
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
creasedcomics.com

another great site. from the guys who made the george washington video. it's like far side, but better.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
fully filming
we're filming full blast now, every night. we're out till 1 or two a.m. every night, getting lines. in the past 3 days i've logged maybe 1 and a half or two minutes of straight tricks of vince, shawn, and steve.
april first. be there.
april first. be there.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
rob pluhowski
they don't make them like this anymore. clean snap, classic cruiser style. check the way he catches his kickflips, flat-footed and solid as hell. from the element world tour video.
then watch this as a bonus.
then watch this as a bonus.
the big chill
this morning i walked outside and everything was gray with frost. the grass was crunchy. i had to wait in my car for ten minutes for the windshield to melt.
some people do this every day.
PS something about this woman terrifies me. make sure you watch the whole thing, it's insane.
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some people do this every day.
PS something about this woman terrifies me. make sure you watch the whole thing, it's insane.
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Monday, January 19, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
wikigay
some wonderful citizen made this:
and then two minutes later, it's this.
"blatant advertising"? sheesh! people today have no sense of humor.

and then two minutes later, it's this.

"blatant advertising"? sheesh! people today have no sense of humor.
googler
it's happening. in the beginning, when you searched for mandible claw on google, it was nowhere to be found. and then after a while it pooped up on the first search page. and it began to rise. and rise. and now, it's the fourth link from the top.
my goal is to overtake wikipedia.
you will be mine!
my goal is to overtake wikipedia.
you will be mine!
bomb countries not hills
as usual watch it HD on vimeo
hill bomb from Colin Read on Vimeo.
and in case you didn't know, i have 2 vimeo accounts. why? with a free account you can only upload one HD video a week--so, i have 2, and i switch back and forth. one account is here: http://vimeo.com/user911518 and the other is here: http://vimeo.com/user933564
ch-check it out.
hill bomb from Colin Read on Vimeo.
and in case you didn't know, i have 2 vimeo accounts. why? with a free account you can only upload one HD video a week--so, i have 2, and i switch back and forth. one account is here: http://vimeo.com/user911518 and the other is here: http://vimeo.com/user933564
ch-check it out.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
karate kid
so they're making a karate kid remake. this is who is gonna be the kid:

and guess who's playing mr. miyagi. seriously, take a guess.
well, you're right.

say it isn't so!
i would rather them make a remake using the entire original cast. imagine: pat morita, 197 years old, taking off his breathing machine long enough to say, wax on, wax off. and ralph macchio, a middle-aged father, kicking the shit out of a couple of teenage bullies.
crane stance!

someone, please, buy me photoshop.

and guess who's playing mr. miyagi. seriously, take a guess.
well, you're right.

say it isn't so!
i would rather them make a remake using the entire original cast. imagine: pat morita, 197 years old, taking off his breathing machine long enough to say, wax on, wax off. and ralph macchio, a middle-aged father, kicking the shit out of a couple of teenage bullies.
crane stance!

someone, please, buy me photoshop.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
fred gall
had maybe the best part in the new habitat video. why? because he does tricks on spots where everyone else says, 'this ground is gravel' or 'i don't see a spot here.'
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
fully failed, lakai
i just watched the final flare's unused footy. it's like a shorter, better, calmer version of fully flared. but it makes me mad that ty left out some of the footy--like biebel's blunt kickflip to fakie on a janky natural quaterpipe. yeah, biebel. i would've been so stoked to see that biebel's got it like that. and other things--like lucas puig's first line kept on going.
i guarantee you will not be a victim of good trick withholding in fully flailed.
i guarantee you will not be a victim of good trick withholding in fully flailed.
turkey bowling w/ george bush
"this will be the death of any thoughts this man ever had of being president."
america--fuck yeah!
time to save the motherfuckin day yeah
PS while we're on the youtube tip, i must show you this. this, my friends, is what the internet was made for.
america--fuck yeah!
time to save the motherfuckin day yeah
PS while we're on the youtube tip, i must show you this. this, my friends, is what the internet was made for.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
561 to 352
teak's got some footy logged for fully flailed, and let's just say it involves a girl's bicycle and pelvic thrusts. he gets freaky.

i'm off for gainesville again tomorrow. see you all soon. i'm working on getting my ankle back to normal, by which i mean i'm trying really hard not to skate...but nobody's perfect. today will and i skated around out front of my house, and will ended up doing this.

will, ollie out to wallride.
see you soon, everybody. in the meantime, watch the video below this post. and go skate you fuckers!
intergalactic planetary

i'm off for gainesville again tomorrow. see you all soon. i'm working on getting my ankle back to normal, by which i mean i'm trying really hard not to skate...but nobody's perfect. today will and i skated around out front of my house, and will ended up doing this.

will, ollie out to wallride.
see you soon, everybody. in the meantime, watch the video below this post. and go skate you fuckers!
intergalactic planetary
phone numbers please!
could you all please leave your phone numbers in the comments? i need to get them all again because my phone died.... thanks!
UPDATE:
shawn is a turd
UPDATE:
shawn is a turd
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Friday, January 2, 2009
don't call
don't try to call me. my phone has officially retired. today i had to climb out of a boat and push it across a sand bar. my phone was in my pocket. the end.
copy cat!
do you remember the video in which i broke my pelvis? i'll help: black and white footage, edited to 'all i really want to do' by bob dylan.
well, now this imposter video is on the transworld homepage:
what a phony.
well, now this imposter video is on the transworld homepage:
what a phony.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
jon weiss is fully flailed

on another note, this is what happened to james the other day, but on a skateboard. doing some stupid board bonk to nose manual, he ate horrible shit. then he tried the stupid trick again. and fell the exact same way.
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i love how the terrible parent just laughs and laughs.
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