my dog ate my homework!

or, in this case, "my cat downloaded all this child pornography!"

"oh yeah, kid, keep doing that."

this article is about a man in JENSEN BEACH.  holy poopwiener, batman!  a guy, charged for child porno, blames his cat.  awesome.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/deadlineusa/2009/aug/07/cat-download-child-pornography