THIS is skateboarding

UPDATE: on the other side of the scale, there are kids in america who are willing to pay 500 dollars to skate a fucking skatepark.

that's the current bid for a seat at the berrics's next game of skate.  i can just see it--"daaaaaaad, can't we pleeeaaaase go up to 1200 dollars?  pleeeeaaassse?"  "well, shucks, son, we'll have to tell your sister to wait another week for her boob job, but okay."