mike tyson

i envy this guy.  i know that, everything he says, he knows is true.  these are some of the things that he's said:

"i could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force.  it's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

"i want to rip out his heart and feed it to lennox lewis.  i want to kill people.  i want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

"my biggest weakness is my sensitivity.  i am too sensitive a person."

"i just want to conquer people and their souls."

"i try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because i try to punch the bone into the brain."


with confidence like this, you could almost convince others of how not-insane you are.  (see the charles manson posts from the previous months.)  "do you feel pain, are you mad, do youo blogga flabba jamma, bear-rammage, biggle floozie jamma..."