you know who aeschylus is--the Greek playwright, you know, he wrote prometheus bound. but do you know how he died?

he was killed when an eagle dropped a live tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone.

the tortoise survived.

and chrysippus, the philosopher, died of laughter after watching his drunk donkey attempt to eat figs.

it's about time i start planning the awesome way i'm gonna go. any ideas?