tiny dancing

what do you get when you put together a gay guy and a blind kid?

wrong. you get elton john playing the who's 'pinball wizard.' i saw him in the o dome. he played ever song of importance ever made by any artist. his bassist was really creepy, he kept lurking up behind all the other musicians and playing with his head right next to their neck. creepy.

in other news, this is documentation of today's whereabouts. observe steve's speed and shawn's gang gestures.






PS: were you thinking the answer was,
"hey kid, want a lollipop?"
you're sick, you know that? sick.

ain't nothin to fuck with

examine the mandible claw sign.




now compare this with the wu tang sign.





think the similarity is a coincidence? i think not.

last night i saw method man and red man. they speaked of poonanas, then told the ladies to flash their titties, all in the same place where last year the florida gators won the championship. this was a better use of the space.