yes this is a blog. somebody sue me.
tonight i walked into my cousin's house and water flooded out over my feet. my blind dog wagged and went back to drinking. a toilet was running. we dragged all the furniture away and then broomed all the poopwater out of the house and then waddled around with our pants rolled up, watching water squirt up out of the floorboards, while my grandmother arrived and made us rub disinfectant between our toes.
is e coli deadly? i figure i've eaten so many totino's pizzas that i've built up a tolerance.