correction

it's a left acetabulum fracture, worse than they thought at the ER. i got more x-rays taken at the ortho clinic, and they showed the break is in the hip socket, in the most weight-bearing part of the body. the doc is waiting on surgery, because for now it's perfectly displaced--it hasn't moved from where it should be. but if it does, they have to cut back all the muscle and put in a bolt. awesome. i'd post my x-rays but you can totally see my weiner in them.

basically, don't call me to skate for a few months.