stevesy again

on his big day, number 22, steve hurt his ankle. let's all make him a big get well soon card, or maybe a farewell card, because maybe, like a lame horse, he'll be shot to death. on a side note, i once dumped a girl on my birthday because i thought she was going to dump me. preemptive strike. i was sixteen, i think. sixteen....


which is how old steve is going to be in one year. which, i think we can agree on, means that steve has one year to live.

steve, i think this means you're going to die. i'm sorry.

but let's get to that card. i have the basic layout i want.