Sunday, November 8, 2009

smell it

my stunningly beautiful girlfriend turned me on to this one. there's a music video for this, but the video can't embed. if you care enough, look it up.

fake steeze

again on the theories site, brian delatorre shows a great display of fake tre flip steeze. but he goes all out with it-- flaring out that back foot to the extreme on 3 flips, switch 3 flips, FAKIE 3 flips (super flare), then he goes on to flare out the shove-it:

and then even a fakie 360 shove, which is shown below, and which looks so fucking stupid i want to cry. just do it natural you turds!!!!! and this is a skater who i like. let back foot flares go the way of small wheels and jncos jeans, please.
hey, i thought of something new: the flare-out varial flip!!! has anyone done this yet? i don't think so. but i bet we'll see one soon. actually, expect one from me--in retaliation, i've been trying to learn all spinning tricks so i just land on my front foot and ride away one-footed, with my back foot still way up in the air. i call it "the josiah."

hospitals suck, even when you're not the one who's sick.

discuss.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

from the chrome ball incident

bible verse of the day!

If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife.

(Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB)

Thursday, November 5, 2009

tallanasty

one of the best trips of all time. here's some stills of one of the crazy, crazy nights. banging on drums with bottles, dinosaurs, sticks and scissors. i guess you had to be there.


gonz, SF

"this is what it's like to do a natural zing"

byebye

bible verse of the day!

Like an apple tree among the trees of the forest, so is my beloved among the young men. In his shade I took great delight and sat down, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. (Song of Solomon 2:3)

viva new jersey



Wednesday, November 4, 2009

subtle persuasion

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

dill!


mmmm pickles